somebody take photoshop away from me

So apparently “Pinetato” is a banned username on PSN for some reason so I had to make my account under the username “Pineteto” I’m so mad



When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.


One time at work I was stocking paper plates when this little girl and her mom come down the aisle. Her mom’s focusing on the shevles and the little girl look at me, starts to stare, and points at me. Completely blank face. She continues to point as I work, following me with her finger as I walk up and down the aisle. After a few minutes her mom noticed and told her not to point at people it’s rude. She stops.

After a minute or two when they are leaving, the little girl turns her head to look back at me while they are walking away and she continues to point at me as they leave the aisle.

I felt as if I have been chosen for some important quest by this child.

spookyskeletonizer said:YAAAAASSSSS That game breaks my heart

Shhh I’m just after where Ellie was hunting the deer I’m scared

So I’m playing the Last of Us and holy crap


I rewatched the episode and noticed that Hannibal actually shed a tear after gutting his husband and cutting their surrogate daughter’s throat





someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever


it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them

this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time


i dont like this